Tuesday, July 22, 2008

TiMe 4 SoMe MaLe BaShInG!! HeHe

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.





Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are....





Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.





Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....





Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!





Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.





Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business




Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...




Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.




Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!



Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.


JuH!xxx

1 comment:

Your words mean a lot :)